Facts about Malaysia you don't want to know:
- Do you know that 'TUN' is the most senior federal title and there can be no more than 25 living recipients at any one time. (That’s great achievement Tun Mahathir!)
- Malaysia has 65,877 km of highway. This is more than the Earth's circumference of 40,075 km. (OMG!)
- Do you know what the best jet fighter in the world is? Of course not Malaysia’s Sukhoi 30-MKM, but F-22 Raptor by Lockheed Martin. Their jet not only can outfly and outrun any other plane in the world; this plane can do so while remaining virtually unseen!
- Never ask a Malaysian how is his business or studies. Standard response: "OK la." Immediately, switch to you and asks “So, I see u put on weight. Good lah u!."
- Malaysians only call themselves Malaysians when they are outside the country; otherwise they call themselves Chinese, Indians, Malays & 'dan lain-lain'.
- We bought 12 Eurocopters for RM2.317 billion, while Brazil bought the same 50 units of Eurocopter, for US$1.2 billion (RM4.14 billion). Please do the calculation.
- Most of the Malay people love to read Metro, Mastika, URTV, Mangga, while Non-Malays love to read The Edge, Personal Money, and The Malaysian Reserve.
- Proton is a national car company that we should protect and help them. That’s why here we have to pay RM 66,799.97 for Proton Waja, while at Saudi they can get Proton Waja for only RM35,673. (I heart Proton!)
- Malaysian people are funny because we bought 2 submarines (Scorpene) for 3.4 billions ringgit, and it cannot even dive! But it’s okay, it can be turn to be ‘sampan’.
- Malaysian people are very kind where now everyone wants to become a beggar because it’s so easy to ask people for money.
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